Posts Tagged ‘sheldon the sprem’

King Sheldon the Kvlt Grim Sperm

Next in my Sheldon the Happy Sperm series, I would like to introduce King Sheldon the Kvlt Grim Sperm :

A buddy of mine suggested I add a top hat to him so that he would really resemble King Diamond…so I’m on it.  HA!  I should have something soon

Btw, my computer is possessed so I have to take it in to the shop, since it’s still under warranty.  They are going to give me a loaner computer so I’m not totally put out but I’m sure I won’t have the programs I’m used to using.  Hopefully this won’t affect the blog but just in case it does, you now know why…

Cause Every Girl’s Crazy About A Sharp Dressed Man

Looks like Sheldon the Happy Sperm is at it again   He wanted to look his best, so he put on his sharpest top-hat and is ready to hit the town.

More pics can be found in the gallery.

Sheldon the Happy Sperm Army

Tonight I decided to really focus on making more Sheldon the Happy Sperm dolls for all the request I’ve gotten and for the Etsy store. I had to share some of the comments I kept telling myself all night:

“Man, my hands sure are tired making this sperm”
“This sperm is coming out really cute!”
“Whoever gets this sperm is gonna love him!”

Ok, why did I decide a sperm doll would be a good idea? Nuck nuck

Sheldon The Sperm

So last night after tweaking and updating my various websites I got an urge to make a small sperm doll.   Don’t ask me why…I guess I’m just strange that way heh heh   I was planning on writing up the pattern to share with others out there, that are as strange as me, but I lost track of my counts and just started to freehand it (no pun intended lol).  I will try again soon (I promise) and hopefully will have a new free pattern soon.

So here he is…Sheldon the Sperm

A couple more pics of him can be seen in the gallery.